Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Quaker's Life Commercial's Hates

We've seen this commercial multiple times in our spare time, but this is actually a very bad commercial ranging from the music to the kids. Here's a list of reasons that this is the worst commercial I've ever seen in my life.
1. The music is very catchy and I can't recognize the song at all.
2. The same is seen in a 15s version and it's also the same exact thing!
3. This airs locally on many stations in the Dallas metro.
4. There is a kid mid-duration that looks like it doesn't belong here.
5. There are too many kids in this commercial.
6. The Weather Channel was the originator for a trend of videos on YT. Because they air this along with a dozen of cable channels.
7. One of the kids in the beginning after the slide gets a backpack, making proof that they are in school.
8. This aired in 2017 on TWC AND IT'S THE SAME THING!!
9. It aired during Winter Storm coverage too!!! How am I going to watch coverage if I have to watch this silly bad but informative ad? HOW?
10. The music in this was heard at least once in DWTS this season!
11. Even Turner Broadcasting System has it ready-to-air!! Impossible!
12. This is 15x worse than KERA's actually good ads!!
13. IT EVEN AIRED DURING MARVEL: AGENTS OF S. H. I. E. L. D!!! (My27/MyNetworkTV)
14. It also f***ing aired during coverage of hurricanes Hermine & Matthew!!!
15. It aired on a total of 7 FUCKING DICK ASS CHANNELS (both locale and nationale)!!
16. IF I SEE THIS IN FUCKING 2017 AGAIN, I'M FUCKING GOING TO BOYCOTT TWC FOR LIFE OR UNTIL THEY COME UP WITH A MUCH BETTER ONE.
17a. Every time Family Feud on My27 (at least) airs a 15s+ national break (during the 2nd national break),  they tend to air the shorter 15s version.
17b. This is actually the ONLY ad from any of Quaker's products that they air.
17c. This is ONLY shown in 15s :)))))))))))))))))))
18. This aired for 7 straight months!!!
19. IT AIRED ON BRAVO IMMEDIATELY BEFORE GAY FIRST FAMILY OF HIP-HOP'S SERIES PREMIERE AND THE 2ND SUNDAY OF DECEMBER!!!!!!!~4213#!#$@$%#@%#Q@$#
20. IT'S JUST LIKE GAY KIDS NETWORKS ONLY GAYER
21. If they make a Super Bowl LII ad, I'm killing Breakfast Fleets.
22. I sweer I hate them.
23a. TWCJIM (IBIID) CAUGHT THE 30s (UNCONFIRMED) AD ON TVLAND DURING HIS RECENT TV SURF\
23b. THIS CONFIRMS THAT THIS SHIT AIRS ON SAID CHANNEL.
24. Algebra time dicks c + a=gay
25. AMHQ, WKND RECHRGE, WXUG, WCL, AND LONGFORM FUCKING AIR THIS
26. This shit here is Alfa Romeo's gay counterpart
27. 16 gay dicks air any of Quaker's products (locals, nationals, syndicates, cable)
28. This is the Nintendo Switch on steroids!
29. NBC 5
30. Flo
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32. Guess now
33. All Things Considered
34. ESPN
35. EaSt PeNn
36. ErASe The PEople Niggas